I'm in Ahmerikah, the birthplace of Whole Foods and the land of reliable and fast internet. One of the luxuries of being here is streaming NPR all day long. Ahhhhh........
I just caught up on Story Corps, a project that allows people to interview each other for a minute or two and tell stories that then get archived in the Library of Congress. The stories that emerge are amazing. Some are hilarious, most are touching, and a surprising number have moved me to tears: all pretty remarkable for two minutes of air time.
I'd guess that a lot of the stories that get recorded are stories that have been told around the dinner table, at family gatherings, at the pub countless times. But there's something about going with someone into a little recording booth that seems to allow some people to dig deep and talk about things they've never talked about before.
I tried to get my father to write down some of his stories but for all the nagging and assignments and deadlines and threats, I only got a few submissions. It's a trying to squeeze juice out of a really promising-looking orange and only getting three drops.
Well, the other night, apropos of nothing, out came a story I had never heard from my father's days of working in Ngongoro Crater. He worked in the Crater over the summers, tracking wildebeast migrations and a lot of my favourite stories are from those days. So here is the story (prompted, I think, by a discussion of cultural stereotypes of foreigners in East Africa) to the best of my recollection:
Well, you know, we rescued the French, tolerated the British, and got on rather well with the Germans. There was one American guy - a real pain - we got him to ride a wildebeast! On my last day in the Crater, he came over, wanting us to show him how to dart [animals]. So we said, fine, ok, we'll show you how to dart. I showed him how to use the rifle and what to do and then he asked if we could go out and actually dart a few wildebeast.
So we said alright and darted a couple...and then he said he wanted a go. Well none of us really liked this fellow so we decided to play a trick on him. You see, when you dart a wildebeast and it goes down, you have to sit on its back and pull back its head or it will drown in its own saliva. Because it loses muscle function. You sit on its back and pull back on its horns like so [cradling in crook of arm] and throw a cloth over the animal's face. And when the thing starts waking up, you feel the muscles under your legs relax, then twitch so you know it's time to get off and then take off the cloth.
When this fellow got on the back of the animal, the other guy [on our team] gave me a look...and we took the cloth off the animal's face before the American guy knew it was time to get off. The animal got up and off he went! [laughing]
Mean. Mean, but funny.
Wait until you hear my mother's story of making one of her preschool students cry just so she could comfort the little girl and watch the kohl stream down her face! With parents like these, I look pretty nice in comparison, huh?