Thursday, May 19, 2011

On Possessed Fruit

This morning I walked into the kitchen and heard an unusual sound.

Like the sound of gas escaping from something wet.

I looked in the direction of the sound and all that was there was.....a watermelon.

The watermelon was making noise.

I am not ok with fruit making noises.

Not ok.

1 comment:

  1. Beware exploding watermelons.

    http://www.npr.org/2011/05/18/136422400/chinese-farmers-watch-as-watermelons-to-explode

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