On Two Exciting Arrivals

Last seen in Papua New Guinea on May 26, my air freight arrived at my apartment yesterday!  That's right: my AIR freight!  The one that they put on a plane so that it gets to you very fast!  With it comes my trusty red

can opener, so my days of coaxing out black beans from a can one at a time through a tiny slit are over.

Yesterday I also received another lovely surprise: a letter from my friend Miranda containing.....